A:OhMyGod!
B:Areyoucallingyourgrandgrandfather?
A:YoumeanmygrandfatherisJesusChrist?HolyMary!
B:She'syourgrandmother.YourgrandfatherisJesusChrist.ThatmakesHolyMaryyourgrandmother!
A:Areyousure?
B:Youdon'ttrustmethat?Jesus!
A:Wereyoujustcallingmygrandfather?
B:(Angry)Yes,youareright.Iwascallingyourgrandfather.Youdon'ttrustyourbestfriend,TomHanks?JesusChrist.
A:Don'tyoudaretotalkmygrandfather'snameinsuchmanner.
B:OhMyGod!Youareshoutingatmenow.
A:DidyousayOhMyGod?Look!Godismygrandgrandfather,notyours.